At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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