our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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