that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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