when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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