The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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