So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
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