It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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