She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
This baby is an asshole
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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