i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
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