tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
Randomize
