The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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