I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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