You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
