Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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