Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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