i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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