"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
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