I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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