Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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