On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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