What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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