hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize
