I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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