he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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