I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Still dying that you shit outside
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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