I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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