Having a random hookup so left but love u
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
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