Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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