Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
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