i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
