She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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