I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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