what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize