id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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