Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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