She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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