New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
