Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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