Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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