Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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