We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Randomize