Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Randomize
