And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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