the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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