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(313): View more from Michigan

I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.

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(805): View more from California

It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.

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(309): View more from Illinois

I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol

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(513): View more from Ohio

No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder

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