Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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