The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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