he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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