Say something about gay babies.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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