I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Randomize
