So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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