Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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