Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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